
— A dry drunk takes a drink. He lapses. A parolee reoffends. He lapses. An Executive putrefies. It lapses. A Congress crumbles, a Court colludes. They lapse. From Latin lapsus, a “slip,” a “mistake.”
A defining word for a moment captures the moment in a captivating way.
Think of something legendarily large, say, the Colossus of Rhodes,
Wonder-of-the-world-level specimen of attentional dimension,
Commensurate with, say, a full-on breakdown in the cereal aisle
Of the supermarket of nations. Colossus. Now we’re cooking.
Pre-position a connective which establishes relationship,
A dependency, if you will, descriptive at the same time as of ownership.
Of’s the word, bacterium of grammar so explosive it lights a fuse.
O my soul, you cry, pray thee but say it: Colossus of what?
Lapsus. Now we’re cooking. A slip. A mistake. A falling down.
A con. Congress of convicts. Confraternity of concupiscence.
Knock yourself out with the connotations, this is America!
Speech is free, first amendment from the mountains to the sea,
Land of the freaked, the frazzled, up with fucked we shall not put,
Appertaining to the which, O sweet battered hulk, we sing of thee.
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‘The Man Who Discovered Uranus’ by David Kirby
[Jacket art caption from vol. 1 of Robert Alter’s The Hebrew Bible: A Translation with Commentary, Norton, 2019.] Jacket art: detail of Tsadi Pe from The Creation, ca. 1978-1980, a series of ten tapestries designed by Mordecai Ardon (1896-1992). The tapestries, executed at the Georges Goldstein Atelier, Jerusalem, were donated by Ardon to Shaare Zedek Medical Center, Jerusalem, where they are permanently exhibited. (c) Mordecai Ardon / Courtesy Ardon Estate / Photo: Courtesy Shaare Zedek Medical Center, Jerusalem. Jacket design: Chin-Lee Yai.
In my pronunciation, from boyhood until fairly recently, the planet Uranus rhymed with “your anus.” Now I force myself to say it somewhat like “YOUR-uh-nuss.” Still have a tendency, though, to burst out in a nervous giggle whenever I see the word.
The above is backstory to a pronouncement that David Kirby’s “The Man Who Discovered Uranus” (Poetry, July-August 2026) is one of the funniest poems I’ve read. It’s overtly amorphous, discursive, formally more prose-like than verse-like — but in a who cares? way — perhaps the crystalline essence of deadpan being what elevates it to wherever the sphere of poesis lies.
Here’s a taste:
William Herschel. Good guy with a telescope, not so much
with the lingo: he called his discovery “Georgium Sidus”
or “Georgian Star” after George III, but the name didn’t stick.
In France, where the name of the British king was to be avoided
at all costs, the planet was known as “Herschel” until the name
“Uranus” was universally adopted. […]
[…] lugubrious is a wonderful word, isn’t it,
because it sounds exactly like someone crying but is also funny,
like Buick or waffle. Notice I’m talking about single words here,
not phrases like “Christian bachelorette party.” […]
[…] Maybe we should just shut up.
To ban the spread of Covid, during the pandemic
there were signs on Japanese roller coasters asking riders
to “please scream inside your heart.” […]
[…] I mean, you’d feel stupid if you were outside with
your friends all sweaty and wrung-out after a hootenanny
and someone pointed up to the sky and said, “Look, Herschel.”
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